he faked jumping out his window. his “mom” texted me from his phone saying he was being rushed to the er and was going into surgery. he kept this act on for so long. he lives in a ONE STORY HOUSE

why do ppl do that?! mine faced “c’tt’ng’ and being rushed to the er (messaging pretending to be a friend) so he would get out of an argument. GROW UPPP 😭

I HAD SIMMILAR EXPERIENCE BUT HE FAKED A CAR ACCIDENT

he started crying because i didn’t let him go through my phone ON THE FIRST DATE 😭

No cuz why was he crying into the 3 hairs on my head ????

Yes, when they therapise themselves constantly. "I was pointed at so much as a child and now I cry when i see the colour blue".

He would always say “ I’m so ugly 🥺🥺“

He said I might not be attractive then when I said you’re not bad looking he goes I dont see it tho

Ugh yes, he was away on a trip and said I would send you a selfie but Im ugly and don’t like how I look… 😩

He NEVER admitted anything was his fault. Failed a class? The professors fault. License suspended? The cops fault. Fired from his job? The managers fault. 🙂 Never him.

I have an ex like this it was exhausting 🙃 wanted the perfect life to just fall into his lap without any of the work 🤦🏻‍♀️

My ex got fired and blamed the boss. Not the fact that he just wouldn't go when he didn't feel like it but still wanted to get paid. Found out afterwards that he missed so much working hours they wanted him to pay them back.

He calls himself “a great manipulator” and he is proud of it!

My boyfriend does this now EVERYDAY and I told him it was getting a bit much and now he sends sad face and if I ask why he said he’s banned from being ‘emo’💔

he told me he had to go bald cuz he "had cancer" (he didnt) called me bubba and nuggie. and one time he bit my nose and said "did you like that bubba?"

He was mean to a chipotle worker☹️

Tried to give me a duke dennis (I’m twice his age and height, and we aren’t even dating)

I had a hideous 'where my hug at' male acquaintance in high school that gave these hugs. this was 20+ years ago and the trauma is real lol

He cried over his mom selling her house boat..but told me when I was crying about my parents dying that it was part of growing up #boybye

My ex told me, after my dad died, that he could "relate" cause he had a dog die before.

I can relate to this one!!!! I dumped him immediately after he told me to get over my moms death- HIS MOM DIED 10 DAYS LATERand he calls 4 sympathy!!!!!

He said it made him uncomfortable when I would cry (I WAS CRYING BC OF HIM)

Hey my ex did that. He'd make me upset and then leave the room. "I can't be around your energy."

Mine said it turned him watching girls cry for him 😐

He started pointing out my insecurity and said "I'm just jokinggg" 😒

THIS! Literally this guy would send me memes of drastically overwight animals (claimed that his memes were random) and then everytime a TikTok of someone overweight was sent I got the “is this you?”-

If I ever tell my boyfriend I’m insecure of something he gives me weight loss tips or says ‘maybe save up for plastic surgery?’ And if I do ANYTHING but comfort him if he’s venting he gets mad🥀🥀🥀

He told me on our first date that I must have done something to give my stalker the impression I was interested. “Men don’t just stalk people for no reason”

he said he had demons inside and couldn't control them then beat up a kid...

when he told me he drinks and drive

SOBBED in my lap after I found out he got another girl pregnant (with twins) saying “this is what I’ve been dealing with all summer”.. meanwhile.. I was going through chemotherapy lol 🥲👩🏼‍🦲

not that it would've mattered cause we didn't do anything unless he forced me too 😅 it wasn't even just asking me he would fully ignore me no matter how hard I tried to talk and would push me away

Oh he claims he’s currently in therapy, he’s lying but I was the narcissist, and his “therapist” says his mental and physical abuse was justified due to my narcissism. Spot on “Doc”🙄

"otay, sowwyyyy" TYPED OUT IN A TEXT... he was 18 at the time.

I got the ick from a man saying otay as well 😑 stand up alfalfa

“oh sowwyyy” typed out in a text… HE WAS 26 AT THE TIME.

I told him I was nauseous and he goes "do you have the poopies? 🥺"

My bsf bf is always saying “omg bby ur gonna be the death of me stawpppp”

Mine told me it gave him a sore tummy when I cried… well then stop saying hurtful things and start using the word stomach

In a snap he unironically typed out and sent *sighs cutely*.

gurl same, his was *air hugs* 😭😭

my ex used 🥺 👉👈 LIKE GIRL BYE

“Can you call me 😢😢daddy” hes 5’3. 🚶🏼‍♀️

“Would you still want ur stuffie back after I snuggled with it and sleep with it on the bus (MIND YOU WE WERE ON A TRIP TO WASHINGTON DC ) EUHHH 😭

My husband said that ONCE to me and I replied “does she also suck your “” better? Maybe you should go home to mommy.” It never came up again

first night i met him he would pinch my cheeks and give me eskimo kisses..

he had imaginary friends and was very bitey 😃

for me it was when i was at tips & this guy started baby talking to me🤨

chewing while talking has to be the worst

His nose was sweaty 24/7

havent washed his sheets in monthsssss

I told that dog to brush his teeth before bed and said “tmr, they’re just gonna get dirty again” ????????

can't belive I dated a man who had cavities and I didn't even know it

That reminds me my ex didn't always brush his teeth either and felt bad having to ask like, did you brush your teeth?/when did u shower?/did you wash your hands??

His finger nails were hella long and had blue talki dust under them 🤦‍♀️

wore same socks wil holes in all week

When they drag their crusty ass flip flops while wearing diabolically tore up smelly ass socks

When he threw up and tried to kiss me

This will traumatise you guys like it did with me. My ex told me his stuffed cig filters in his skin…the one around his sword between his legs. He stretched it and put in there not 1, not 2 but 21 of those. 21. I was traumatised. He’s an ex for a reason

My ex would put a towel on the floor and throw up on it instead of going to the bathroom or a trash can so other people could witness it

He “excused” himself by legit walking 2 metres away so I could still hear it

He tried to look cool by spitting on the ground..he spat on my shoe

when he burped on call and said ooh yummy

we were on facetime and he started picking his nose and playing with the boogers

I use to be able to look up and see snot in his nose

Dude I went on a second date with this dude, we were chilling in his car talking and out of nowhere he tried going in for a kiss and shot a snot rocket at MEEEE. Blocked after that night 😭😭😭

he told me being on my period was gross and would ignore me or say "don't talk to me until you're done bleeding"

mine asked if i still need to wipe on my period 😐 like yes…

My ex told me that getting kicked in the balls hurt more than giving birth

“I want you to act, submit, and dress like my mom. I feel like we wouldn’t be fighting as much.” Like WHAT.

I found out a guy I was talking to said on FB that women should die in childbirth before being allowed to abort. When I got mad he called me a FAT BITCH (I’m 130 pounds)

I had sex with this guy then afterwards he confessed to me he has a sex addiction bc he thinks he heals women with his sex (it was not exceptionally good sex)

He asked me questions abt my period, but then when i answered them, he said i was wrong?? 😭

When a guy is patronising and ‘dumbs down’ his life explanation of something you already know

Mine told me cramps aren't that bad, when I asked how he knows, he said he's had leg cramps before

"Will you serve me forever?" after 3 days of talking.

My ex would brag about the girl he was with before me calling him an alpha male “but he doesn’t really even know what that’s supposed to mean” he brought it up like 5 times

one being ALL women love and feen for male attention and validation, then proceeded to accuse me of loving male attention with ZERO ground. i was so caught off guard bc it came from nowhere.

“Good girl.” After doing simple things

“whos daddy’s good little girl” while making out..

He says „Good Girl” when I’m doing something for him 💀💀

He quoted the notebook to me. CONSTANTLY. Even after I blocked him on everything.

screenshotted my old instagram post and put it on his wallpaper after the first date

we about went off the road because he wanted to give me a kiss while he was driving 💀

he said he dedicated a bruno mars song to me and started singing it. i started laughing and he thought i was giggling out of nervousness. and he said “damn i got u giggling”

He told me he wrote a song. he made me excited about it for weeks acting like it was a song about me. It ended up being a song about BEING IN LOVE WITH UR EX WHILE BEING IN A NEW RELATIONSHIP. Trauma

Singing perfect by ed Sheeran to me…… I can’t listen to that song with out getting severely nauseous

he told me he loved my blue eyes.. my eyes are green

I had a guy look me dead in the face and told me my green eyes were brown. Turned straight to his 3 year old and asked her what color my eyes were. She said GREEN

mine made a tiktok saying how he missed my “ green eyes. “ bruuuu my eyes are blue.

He brought his own bowling ball and shoes to bowling on the first date. I beat him with a score of 85 🙃

Wonder if was the same one who brought along his bowling champion trophies and medals to show me and then I dusted him at the local bowling alley having never played before 😂 he was 13 years older…..

He had a beer pong table in his one room apartment 💀 he wanted to play (I was alone with him, isn’t that supposed to be a party game?!) I’ve played it like once before and still won 😭😭😭

he posts capcut edits of himself

Told he I was “beautiful” because he didn’t want to be like creeps who say pretty because he’s a “nice guy”

He sent me a kiss face selfie with the caption: look at that jaw line! All I saw was Matthew McConaughey from Dallas buyers club! I’m haunted bye it!!

He got mad and tried to lift a small couch in his temper tantrum…. He couldn’t pick it up

Mine threw a ball at his phone when we were on FaceTime🙏

Did we date the same guy😂 he had a panic attack & punched the steering wheel when I wanted to take a half hour nap in his car after doing a night shift& travelling 3hours to his city

Got mad when HE SPILLED SODA ON HIMSELF and didn't speak to ME after that

He asked me to give him a bj in the movie theatre and when I said no started sulking. “He’s a good guy” you sure? Don’t be some quick to assume

I love my bf, but the way he rages on games and the things he says gives me the Ick 💔

stomping away in a pair of flip flops

Omg same, mine stormed off in a banana suit, pointy yellow head bobbing off into the distance😂

I genuinely saw a guy storming up a hill in a rage while wearing a Sully onsie, once!!

road rage. and i don’t mean like the regular frustration. full on scream fighting with pedestrians he wouldn’t let cross the street

Same went on a date and he got mad bc he left his wallet at home when I had already told him I was broke and couldn’t go on a date… right before he get there he throws a tantrum and drives 110 mph

Guns it with his head down and nearly wrecks leaving a parking spot!!! The other driver slammed on their brakes and blew their horn. He said the other driver was speeding. We’re now divorced💃

He said “that’s not how my mom does it”, when I was simply cutting up a bell pepper. GO GET YOUR MOMMY TO CUT IT UP THEN 🤯

My ex would do this too… never kept a job always asked his mom to do everything. He’s 25. He’s an ex now for a reason 😭

Lmao my old ROOMMATE used to say this shit to me 💀 like he’d have to have “meetings” when I got home from work and it’d be like discussing how the way I load the dishwasher isn’t the way his mom did

he told me he thought his anger issues stem from being the only child his mom didnt breastfeed. (im not kidding)

my ex said this to MY MOM when she was cooking us dinner 😭😭😭

Mine said "my mom always (insert whatever)" when I cooked so by the 2nd time I asked him "does your mom f*ck better too?". He never said anything like that again 🤣

Called his mum mid date to ask for money

On a dating app I talked to a guy who admitted he had the hots for his sister. He wanted a woman to look, dress, and act like her. 🤮🤮🤮

My ex husband said those things too & then had to deal w/ her being miffed at me “b/c I took her baby away.” I was like you can have him!!!he’s on his 3rd wife now…

He like…was born. Idek man

he has one pair of shoes

They are the ICK itself

When he said he wanted to save me

he said 'would you like to start a talking stage' 😭

asked me to change his car tires 😅

he told me he wanted elon musks face tattooed on his arm

he supports Trump.

literally craziest thing ever was him “coming out to me” as a trump supporter recently and i’m like nope no no can do

We’re looking at a dinosaur statue and he goes “do you think they actually existed”

omg one guy sent me "oh snaps😄"... nvr txted him back

said 'grrrr' over message when I disagreed with him.

The face he made before going into kiss me still haunts me to this day

The o face of my ex will haunts me. His mouth was so round and RED. 😭

The face he made as he was on top and he said “don’t say anything bc I had an ex who would say I make creepy faces during sex”

He spoke in the third person and said “*his name* OUT” to end an argument

him dragging that little headphone pouch everywhere… immediate ick I’m sorry 😭😭

I had a guy do this once 😂 I was shocked haha my kids have never referred to themselves in third person so there's no way I'll tolerate that from a grown man

when they speed walk, when they are a mommies boy

He said i love you on the first date & walks with his toes inward wiggling his booty, he was a rebound after a long relationship & there were so many icks I ignored as I was in a bad place😭

walked on tippy toes and had a very high pitch voice and he lowered it when speaking to certain people to make him seem cooler 😭

we were eating regular doritos and he said they were spicy 🫥

Mine was physically reacting to balsamic vinegar saying how spicy it was….

Noooo wait so my ex and I went to the lake and he wore those damn grandpa water shoes!! Ick ick ick 😩

he got mad i was closer to my bsf of 9 years than him (we dated for 3 months) and said it seemed like i wanted to date her more than him

My bf at the time didn’t like that I was hanging out with my friends WHILE HE WAS HANGING OUT WITH HIS and would say “I’m so jelly” like in a baby voice.

Got mad at me for holding hands with my friend ( who is a girl ) cus he didn’t like seeing me holding hands with other people and then asked me if I loved him ( we’re in middle school )

he made me choose between him or being harry styles fan

I hung out with this guy ONCE and he started saying it’s unfortunate that I was hanging out with other guys and began asking how many guys I was texting on my phone. He blocked me before I could?🤔

he swore up and down i was meeting other guys bc i refused to kiss him 😭

1st date with a guy who had his own makeup removers and proceeded to wipe off my makeup without consent at a public restaurant.. he liked his girls “natural”

shamed me for getting a matching tattoo with my mom and tried talking me out of it even though i had never bought up how i think some of his things made me uncomfortable (Nic addiction, didn’t care about being safe while driving, and a whole lot more) the picture is the tattoo i ended up getting

Wanted me to watch this anime so I could pick up the personality of a character who was his “perfect girl”. Gag

Two hours before our first date he told me that his family needed to have a chaperone with us at all times to make sure ‘nothing happens’. He’s 19 😐

“I guess you don’t love me then” or “you’d do it if you loved me”

Girl they love the control, when it happened too me I laughed at first and he was like ”-you think I’m joking”. That man almost drove of the driveway

sing “sorry”by justin bieber to apologize after cheating on me

My cheater run after me in only wearing boxer shorts 😂😭

😅😅😅 Brilliant, I had ‘it’s all about you’ Mcfly when I broke up with him for cheating 😅

He cheated on me with a guy

My ex talking to my best friend in are relationship

my ex cheated on me with a transgender and tried to get with all my friends 🙏

“Im no better than my dad 😓” (he cheated on me)

Narcissism.My current bf (of 9 years on and off) does this.His most recent “Apology” was “I’m so sorry u think I’m so selfish. I find myself very selfless. (He left me at 🏥 and took MY car) 🥲

he told me it was kinda my fault that our relationship ended over him cheating bc I looked at his phone and saw the messages 💔

i have a fish allergy. he proceeded to tell me how great it is that i have one so he doesn’t have to buy expensive lobster???

mine too went out on a date with this dude didn't realised he was cooked. went to Macca's and went up to the Macca's boys n asked for a ciggy and I'll give you puff! 😭 I'm like nope I'm out

he used to prioritize getting mcdonalds over FUELING HIS CAR, would CONSTANTLY beg for money for mcdonalds

He didn’t want to pay for my food so he said “I’m just a baby… I can pay you in blocks🥺”

He declined when I offered to pay my half for dinner, only to drop me home and send me a lost of how much I owed him, saying he didn't wanna 'look bad' in front of the waiter😊

First date, we both only have one drink (a beer) he asks for separate checks. Then texts me to tell me he made it home safe and how turned on he was the whole date… blocked.

Instead of buying me a gift, he bought himself one during my birthday with the money I gave him to buy my gift because he was broke.

My ex did this but went to the pub with the money and got me $2 perfumes and then said I was ungrateful.. bitch I gave yoi my money to get me a birthday present and you used it at the pub!!!

Idk he bought a Trasher magazine and said it was more important that my birthday gift (it was a dress for only 14$…)😭

saying he didn’t like black people

Omg, one said to me that he rejected a woman cause she's Black and that's not his preference. Mind you I'm Black, too, just mixed and therefore more lightskin. He said that was OK for him. 😬

racism. that is all there is to it.

When he called me the N-word when he is white as paper

He once had a crying laughing fit because he said “I hate *the n word*” I have never heard anyone laugh harder at anything ever before than he did at that

My ex said he HATED Asian people and that they’re all violent etc etc. He also said the n word with the hard r. He would also spew Donald Trump propaganda 💀

He refused to walk on a rainbow crosswalk

Making racist jokes or weird jokes about weight and women 🥀